6th grader at school today: "Yeah, I make out with my girlfriend like 18 times a day."
Miss Lizzie: "You shouldn't kiss girls!! We have cooties!"
Me: "Speak for yourself, I KNOW I don't have cooties..."
6th grader: "Uhh, I don't know, Miss Lauren, you have a pretty big one on your lip"
Shot down by a 6th grader.
So I may have a bit of a cold sore. But I promise it's not a cootie!!
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