#LaurenTakesOnTheWorld

Let me paint you a picture: 

I was at the grocery store last night, and a young boy was ringing up my gallon of milk and frosted flakes. Behind me, in line, came this burly, older man with a cart full of groceries. He said something to this extent,

"Oh, She's paying for mine, too." 

And without skipping a beat, I pointed a finger at the check out boy and said, with plenty of gusto,

"Don't you believe a word he says! He owes me so much money, it's not even funny." 

The look on the kid's face was priceless, because he totally believed this guy and myself were in some sort of money battle. 

Lucky for me, this gentleman behind me was the older, heavier, man-version of me and was just as quick to respond, 

"Listen, I thought I saw you wink at me. I thought that whole thing was behind us." 

To that, I threw both hands in the air, and exclaimed, 

"Perfect! What a time to make fun of my lazy eye!"

To which I pulled the microphone out of my back pocket, dropped it, and strut myself out of the grocery store. 

Just another Saturday Night in the Big City Life!

#LaurenTakesOnTheWorld